We all know I'm hilarious.

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

maritookthisurl: Later guys I’m going to Finland.

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 17:51:51 -0400

maritookthisurl:

Later guys I’m going to Finland.

Photo

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 13:43:00 -0400

gnarly: that one person everyone loves and you’re just like w h y

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 08:55:15 -0400

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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horse-feces: mac or pc? sry i use barbie

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 11:09:28 -0400

horse-feces:

mac or pc? sry i use barbie

torontostreetart: Broadcast time: 14:12 Tuesday, May 28, 201323...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:07:38 -0400

torontostreetart:

Broadcast time: 14:12

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

23 Division
416-808-2300

The Toronto Police Service is requesting the public’s assistance locating a missing girl.

Desiree Phelemba, 15, was last seen on Monday, May 27, 2013, at 3:30 p.m., in the Lake Shore Boulevard/Colonel Samuel Smith Park Drive area.

She is described as black, 5’1”, 90-100 lbs., with black hair extensions. She was last seen wearing white pants and a black T-shirt, a black jacket with grey sleeves, and possibly carrying a bright pink backpack.

Police are concerned for her safety.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 416-808-2300, Crime Stoppers anonymously at 416-222-TIPS (8477), online at www.222tips.com, text TOR and your message to CRIMES (274637), or Leave A Tip on Facebook. Download the free Crime Stoppers Mobile App on iTunes, Google Play or Blackberry App World.

Constable Tony Vella, Corporate Communications, for Detective Constable Jessie Verma, 23 Division

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:04:52 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thedelightwoods: if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:55:31 -0400

thedelightwoods:

if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining

resistables: mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:12:17 -0400

resistables:

mikewaters:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be

#new life motto

i think this will be my graduation quote

pokemonyewest: Hate gets you nowhere You gotta be positive

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:06:43 -0400

pokemonyewest:

Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

weirdteenblogger: typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 12:55:09 -0400

weirdteenblogger:

typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers pages

esexist: macarenas away from academic success

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 04:57:38 -0400

esexist:

*macarenas away from academic success*

knightarcana: vantasticmess: thedinosaurprince: fuckingrapecul...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 13:29:50 -0400

knightarcana:

vantasticmess:

thedinosaurprince:

fuckingrapeculture:

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.

brilliant

ALWAYS REBLOG.

actually sitting here crying with laughter

SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON

LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..